Интересно посмотреть Саус Парк в Гоблине. Говорят, хорошо переводит. Ну, и чуть-чуть
цитат, которые мне понравились.
Do you think you're the second smartest animal on the planet?
Allright Jesus I just wanna say thanks for a good advice. And for dying for my sins too. That was really nice of you.
Football play commentaries: I haven't seen a Jew running so fast from the fall of 1939!
Only by fucking chicken I could help officer Barbready to become literate.
- What are you doing?
- I'm doin' Celine Dion, what it looks like?
If you like Moses so much why don't you marry him?
...and antisemitic Jews will again rule the world
And that's how you can tell a prostitute from a policeman
If we save her I'm gonna take off her pants... let's save her!
You are watching MTV. We're so cool that we decide what is cool
- I think he said we could go fuck ourselves.
- Well, how that could help?
So we're to go to hell if we don't eat crackers?
- Have you confessed all your sins yet?
- No!
- Dude, he's Jewish, he don't have to confess his sins.
- How good! I don't?
- No, you're already going to hell
He says that in Hell everyone speaks Spanish
God: you have to find a Middle Path. That's what I ever do because I'm Buddhist.
It's the best homo erotics since Huckleberry Finn
It's an Afghani goat, it can't stay here or it's gonna choke on the sweet air of freedom
What I have in my yard is an aborted treasure chest
Well I've stuck a Jerboa in your ass and they want to give me a goddamn medal
Why don't you go upstairs and play with your Self?
- Believe in me and thou shalt find peace
- Well well well, we've heard that crap for two thousand years and now we've to hear something new
My puberty is gonna be bigger than any of yours, guys
Perhaps kids shove tampons in their asses because they see Backstreet Boys do it on the TV or something
If God answered all our prayers there'd be nothing left to do for us ourselves.
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who we love it would be much simplier but less magical
I've been licking this carpet for about three hours and I still don't feel I became a lesbian
