Тема: #D&D и проч. настольный ролевой юмор.

[Мёнин›]

Опрос на официальном сайте Planescape Torment:
If the Lady of Pain came to earth and was angry, what TV sitcom cast would you send to "greet" her?

# The Simpsons = 29%
# Full House = 25%
# Friends = 15%
# Baywatch = 14%
# Charles in Charge = 9%
# Murder, She Wrote = 8% (Editor's Note: all 8% of you will be punished in the afterlife for condeming Angela Lansbury to torment. In the words of my voice teacher from college, "How you could possibly dislike Angela Lansbury?")

[Walk›]

А у нас бы половина назвала бы Пушкареву, другая Кадетов, и один процент Санта-Барбару(бабушка друга обожает этот сериал)

[Мумр›]

Зацените богохульство. 

Aslan
The Great Lion, The King of the Wood
Greater Deity

Symbol: A golden, roaring lion head
Home Plane: The Seven Mounting Heavens of Celestia
Alignment: Lawful Good
Portfolio: Compassion, kindness, platonic love, good, righteousness
Worshipers: Any good creatures
Cleric Alignments: Any Good
Domains: Law, Good, Healing, Sun, Animal
Favored Weapon: Claw

Large Magical Beast
Divine Rank: 20
20d8+20d10+400 (760 HP)
Initiative:+14, always first (+10 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative, Supreme Initiative)
BAB/Grapple: +40/+49
Speed: 120 feet
AC: 83 (+33 Natural, +20 Deflection, +20 Divine) Touch 50
Attack: Claw +45 melee (1d8+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +45 melee (1d8+5) and Bite +40 Melee (2d6+2)
Space/Reach: 10/10
Special Attacks:
Special Qualities: DR 30/epic; SR 52; Fire resistance 25; Immune to transmutation; immune to energy drain, ability drain and ability damage; immune to mind-affecting effects; immune to electricity; immune to cold; immune to acid; immune to disease; immune to poison; immune to stunning; immune to sleep; immune to paralysis; immune to death effects; immune to banishing effects; Fast Healing 40
Saves: Fort +52, Ref +49, Will +49
Abilities: Str 20, Dex 30, Con 31, Int 32, Wis 32, Cha 50
Skills:
Feats: Improved Natural Attack (Claw and Bite), Power Attack, Improved Initiative,

Salient Divine Abilities: Extra Domain (Sun and Healing), Alter Reality, Create Object, Create Greater Object, Divine Creation, Divine Shield, Area Divine Shield, Speak with Creatures, Power of Nature, Mind of the Beast, Divine Fast Healing, Rejuvenation, Supreme Initiative, Divine Dodge, Divine Blessing (Cha), Alter Form, Alter Size, Shapechange, True Shapechange

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